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May 1

syrup-bender:

weavemama:

maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???

leave it unplugged

May 1

lioness–hart:

lioness–hart:

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

absolutely-walnuts:

themuditaendeavour:

bogleech:

deliciousstomach:

gwinny3k:

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

Never heard a truer thing in my life.

holy shit wait you mean being just morbidly terrified of doing anything wrong ISN’T necessarily the same as being “well behaved?!”

Convenient children =/= healthy children

Convenient children do not equal healthy children

syrup-bender:

arahir:

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

sushinfood:

6woofs:

maximustheturd:

Hahaha his face.. I love it
I’m so glad he doesn’t freak out in thunderstorms though

Love this!

“Pardons, sky, but what ARE you doing?”

Jan 3

(Source: teenscoolest)

Jan 3
awed-frog:
“You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.
”

awed-frog:

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

gentlesharks:

A cuddly Zebra Shark won’t let this diver work! [full video]

nonbinary-black-king:

sp0tlessmxnd:

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

Tag your porn

(Source: ar-mah)

kieram13:

lollibeepop:

I have the memory of a dead gnat

Saaaame

geekdawson:

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

bombchel534:
“ dragon-in-a-fez:
“ your move baby boomers
”
Lmao
”

bombchel534:

dragon-in-a-fez:

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your move baby boomers

Lmao

(Source: shitpostempire)

cooltrees:

A good video